DAD ⭐️

ITS MY NOT BIRTHDAY

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

One time I threw a party and went outside to have a smoke and I found a nonbinary person standing on all of my spinach seedlings at once

[bb pp🌠 @polaroidbb]

and when puss cums to shove

[autist @litteralyme0]

my life is so cooked bruh

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@scissormajor we need to have a chilis dinner night or something it's been too long

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@scissormajor retweet

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

white people be like my dog is doing shadow work to stop being racist

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

made a potion out of three very expired hair dyes and fuck ton of conditioner and it still came out good i love being god's favorite

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@cigcakecandles no harm done royalty 🫰

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

nonbinary opps think they them

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@cigcakecandles ive been saying it all day but maybe it was subconsciously inspired by ur tweet from earlier

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@scissormajor sitting w the dye in as we speak

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

the voices r telling me to have red hair again

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@g4yvin Fuck

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

I Need To Get More Alternative

[໊ash @2H4NDS]

goat

[DAD ⭐️ @beardilf27]

@scissormajor walked by ur chair the other day and saw ur name tag was gone from the mirror :((((

[goo 🪼 @g4yvin]

wait i love tweeting