Beardless Dick

My name is Dick and I don't have a beard.

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

#PS4share

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

#PS4share

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@thewombatt Lord Campbell, please play Coming of Age by Foster the People. You will earn Beardless Dick's everlasting love.

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

@OldManRanting1 #AnnRomney was built in #1949 but she still looks good as new! #JoshRomney

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@jenniferlulu #BabyEinstein was awesome until #CharlieSheen left the show. It isn't even funny anymore. #babyfacts

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

@afabacher You're right! With the amount of #VoterFraud we committed, there is no way we lost #Ohio. #JoshRomney

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

#Liberals want you to believe that #Jesus had a #beard. They are so stupid. #JoshRomney

[TrueSloth @TrueSloth]

@travennn I have a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career that make me a nightmare for people like you. #Sloths

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@joshfranz @heathermmelvin That's what they want you to believe. The REAL #Christ was completely #hairless. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@AnActualCat1 @ThemeFuse I'm a #sloth interested in hosting my own blog and I was hoping that you had discount codes for #sloths.

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@jenTWEETerspan There is no such thing as a sexy #beard. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@RebeccaDKaplan Are you talking about some sort of vagina #beard? Even if so, I don't approve of any #beards. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@BradTylerJohn #Beards might keep your face warm, but they will cost you your soul. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@Mfrenzelgk #Beards are always a mistake. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@AndreaHolcombe @WhitK3 In a lot of cultures, #beards are considered a mental disorder. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@lewisjames33 The only good beard is a dead #beard. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@tasia_nicole This is offensive. #Beardless4life

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@heathermmelvin You should be aware that #beards are one of the most dangerous threats to #Christianity. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@joshfranz #Beards are a crime. #Beardless

[Beardless Dick @BeardlessDick]

@khalessii #Beards are overrated. #Beardless