Lynel Hutz

42, he/him, guitar person, teacher, gruntled husband, @HercPuppigan's and @polonelwolonel's dad

[Hazie Thompson @haziethompson]

Ngl. I’m angry but not for the reason you think.
I’m glad this is getting the attention it deserves but when I’ve written about months and years of suffering from three separate occasions of being completely DENIED healthcare due to overt racism it’s crickets.

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@FreddieTheOsFan Brian Matusz, Garrett Olson Brandon Erbe, Radhames Liz... man the 2010 Orioles were stacked

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@kambrice1tv this is not something that necessarily repeats year over year. teoscar may very well do that next year, or he might hit .210/.240/.370 with risp

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

Lolol we saw so many bullshit Hogan ads saying "Alsobrooks: Illegal Slumlord?" while trying to watch 90 day fiance it was silly, this bitch really threw in everything but the oink

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

We ran the kind of campaign that represents what politics can be and what it should be. We left it all out on the field, and I’m so damn proud of the effort. 

Watch my remarks to supporters and Marylanders:

https://t.co/EWN54Cf6J3

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

Missed the pure unbridled contempt for former governor cancer failure i can only get here

[Sam Cohn @samdcohn]

Colton Cowser meets the Great Gatsby understudy, Kayla Pecchioni, who's singing the national anthem today.

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@ChrpngBrd what the hell am i looking at, is this Football Mountain?

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@ChristinaTkacik @senatorbulworth Mastellone's on Harford Rd, which I know has been bought by DiPasquale's but their subs are different and way better

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@disnazzio There's only like 5 or 6 states that ban corporal punishment in both private and public schools. You won't be surprised to hear the Rogues Gallery of states that have no laws or bans on hitting children

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@Skipjack0079 Ceauxby Meayeaux

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

RT @jdcmedlock: Hold up, he was removing an illegal license plate cover from the secret service vehicle? Give this man a metal of freedom

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

This team can only have so many blonde, baby-faced twinks

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@MLBNetwork As much as I might have liked to see us acquire a big arm like Skubal or Harvey, it seems like the prices were astronomical and the guys we got are a bump up. I assume we think we can fix Jimenez and Rogers, and if so great

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@AriaGirl62 @FreddieTheOsFan Who says he's ignoring them?

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@danielleradford this fuckin rules so much

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Republicans are taking a look at themselves in the mirror, taking a deep breath, and telling themselves 'we gotta get more racist'

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

Gunnar is having the whole Cal Ripken Jr career path from Rookie of the Year to MVP to "move him to 3rd base" in no time at all

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Conservatives calling Biden stepping down "undemocratic" um sweetie we are a republic 💅💅💅

[Lynel Hutz @beardosaintcool]

@ChrpngBrd it's like these people think they just fell out of the coconut tree