Tim

I've been described as a loser who represents the most intellectualy- and emotional-weak aspects of the zeitgeist

[Sarah Ferguson @bhirdi]

Getting ready for hot pug summer #puglife #scribblepugtot #tongueouttuesday @ScribblePug #pug

[Sarah Ferguson @bhirdi]

#puglife

[@tundeolaniran @tundeolaniran]

we will LOSE christian girl fall forever if we don't act NOW climate change isn't a joke or a game

[Tim @beardwald]

@annahossnieh Octopi are just waiting to fuck us all up

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

getting on the PA and telling all hands to "check this shit out" as I whip the container vessel I'm piloting into a sick skid in the Suez Canal

[Tim @beardwald]

@HelloCullen Basil Staghare

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

The thought of one-upping a bird is hilarious.

[Jimmy Tobias @JamesCTobias]

I'll be on @scifri with @iraflatow tomorrow to talk about this story. Tune in :)

[Sarah Ferguson @bhirdi]

@DUALIPA #ThunderBay would be thrilled to host you post pandemic 🤩 🤩 🤩 #agirlcandream

[Sarah Ferguson @bhirdi]

#thicc #christmas

[Tim @beardwald]

@bhirdi Hottie

[Tim @beardwald]

@HelloCullen I don't know what's worse, this season or people talking about Marvin Lewis as an option for the next Bear's coach

[Tim @beardwald]

@MsShaKaraG @firefire100 @questlove It looks like the All Gas No Brakes dude

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Why did the carrot jump down the toilet?

Because he thought it was a train to America

[Tim @beardwald]

@KerryLynS130 His face tonight looks like a robot, like did he get Botox before this date?