Mid aged pensioner

Its on fire and full of terrorists

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

Ach bollocks, no more Kelloggs or kenko coffee cause the put adds on #GBNews apparently.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@Gingerarse Ya traitor!

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@Gingerarse A fine beard sir!

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

Robin Swann puts the milk in the cup before the tea bag! #RobinSwannisDangerous

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MorpheusNI Plot twist: eventually UK industry and commerce relocated to NI for EU access.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@Unnamedinsider "But whats that got to do with me getting no lunch?"

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@HouseofHerrera For sale: spray lubricant with dildo.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MorpheusNI That full larder has a doorman now. Move along,nothing to see here.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@Gingerarse I too enjoy a well trimmed bush but its perhaps something i would not internet search.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@BelfastAgmt Perpetrator will be flushed out.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MorpheusNI And very very lazy.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@Unnamedinsider "Damn you Karen PUSH!"
"Dave why are you just sitting there"
"Karen do i detect a foreign accent in you voice?"

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@IamHappyToast I heard that the German series Dark was cancelled...then boom a few months later series 2 appeared? so i donno.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MLAsAndTheLike Does Jim spend a lot of time looking up stuff...like ye know?

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MorpheusNI Thats a terrifying gif.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@wyvernandstar The cutting edge of TV. To be kept a secret but someone grassed on him. Och i'll get me coat.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@squinteratn @BelfastAgmt @Pmacgiollabhain @GBNEWS gb news Freesat ch 216. In the sewer channel region with the likes of russia today 😂

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@MLAsAndTheLike Its a hole lot of fun.

[Mid aged pensioner @beardyMcFarter]

@DebShoes72 *snigger* you said penal.