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My roommate’s plant is doing better than me.

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I’m about to put Ollie Gordon back in the toy box

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@HaydenWinks Somewhere in Kansas City a front office guy just set a Google alert for "Josh Downs mugshot."

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@MatthewBerryTMR @Roku "Entering"

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@Kn1pher @jlarkytweets You asked for my thoughts and I gave them. I’ll keep the receipts, and we can circle back in 3 weeks to see how the comps play out. I might be wrong and you may be right. Let’s see!

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@Kn1pher @jlarkytweets You’re trading a consistent weekly TE1 for a volatile rookie WR (who just had one good game) plus a moderate QB upgrade. The return doesn’t fully offset giving up Kraft unless Concepcion turns into a consistent WR2/3 and Daniels stays healthy and produces at a high level.

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Chase after Sunday: "I was pretty angry coming into halftime... We can't look at our defense the whole time. We gotta step this shit up and make something work."

16.2 PPR a game, down from 23.7 two years ago, and the Titans are next. Textbook buy low.

I'm not even a Bengals fan and I know what happens when Chase gets pissed on a mic. Keep up or shut up.

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@Footballguys your rest-of-season PPR rankings still have Tet McMillan and Bryce Young way up there. Panthers lost Taylor Moton to a broken fibula and Young was already getting pressured at a league-high rate. Why no bigger drop?

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@SleeperNFL Jordan Tyson. I’ll be third to last on the waiver wire!

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@JoshNorris Luke Kuechly + Thomas Davis + Sean McDermott for half those years.

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@EyeTestFF Chuba doesn’t have Rico Dowdle breathing down his neck.

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@AhaanRungta @FantasyPtsData Kyren really said "probably because I'm not out there" like he's the one carrying the Rams.

Game's over and they hand him the clock-killing drive like a kid getting a lollipop after a shot. McVay should've sat him on the bench longer at the beginning of the game.

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@travistatefunny @FFToday TE is deeper than people think this year. I would grab Chig Okonkwo. Jayden Daniels loves him and he's caught 11 balls for 129 yards in his last two games.

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The person giving up Hubbard + Egbuka is getting fleeced imo.

Chuba is averaging 18 ppg and is going to be steady the rest of the way. RJ Harvey is going to for sure lay some goose eggs and Jonah Coleman coming back doesn't help either.

Watson has scored 10 or less in three of his last four games even with Josh Jacobs not fully involved, and Golden has been heating up too. I can sleep starting Egbuka over Watson. Starting Harvey over Chuba will keep me up at night.

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@SamulskiNYC Let Jeanty feast on the Jets defense that just got cooked by Ollie Gordon. Then trade him.

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@Polymarket Palantir merch is the only hoodie that already knows your size.

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Buying Loveland after a 19.9-point game isn't buying low. That's paying for last week.

Waddle owners would rather ride him into the ground than take 60 cents on the dollar, which is what he's worth.

And paying Kyren prices for a guy who just got out-carried 17 to 11 by Corum before garbage time? Go fleece the Corum owner instead.

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Step 1: you're not dead, yet. Mahomes is worth a bag of chips on the trade market right now. Hold him and Kelce and wait for Rice.

Step 2: dump Watson on somebody. Golden is Love's guy and Jacobs is going to eat points from everybody.

Step 3: find the dumbest manager in your league and sell him Etienne. Kamara looks good and that backfield is a committee about to happen.

Step 4: sell Emmett Johnson to the Walker owner for one of his other handcuffs. Walker is built like Iron Man. Johnson is a decoration.

Step 5: shop Jeanty for whatever you can get but don't come home without two starters. Also go after some lotto tickets. Jordan Mason with Jones limping, Rachaad White while Bill sits on IR, Rico Dowdle.

Step 6: hit the Ollie Gordon owner. Four straight TDs is a fluke, he feasted on the Jets, New England and Detroit are next and a blowout kills the run game.

(I love Ollie Gordon. Don't tell his owner.)

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@Kn1pher @jlarkytweets I know this is last year, but this is enough volatility for me to be skeptical.

He also has Derrick Henry, who is a real threat to steal points.

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I’m even more confident not making this trade.

You’re giving up four starters for CMC, who’s dealing with a hamstring injury. The gap between him and Chuba has been about 5-6 pts so far once you account for Chuba’s bye and CMC’s bye next week.

And I’m not convinced Lamar is that big of an upgrade over Cousins either. He still has Brock Bowers to throw it to.

If Lamar isn’t consistently putting up 25+ and CMC misses games or keeps averaging around 20, you get crushed for moving all those other pieces.