Greg Bearringer 🇺🇲🇻🇪🇮🇱

Technical Writer. Father. Opinionist. Free Iran.

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BREAKING: Confused Giannis traded to the Sheboygan Red Skins.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Giannis Antetokounmpo wants to be traded to a “historical franchise,” per @KevinOConnor

(h/t @HeatCulture13)

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Hell is other people.

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@physicsgeek @laralogan *spouting lies that mid wits can point to as proof.

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@ChexMixican @Draconianwrath_ @SwipeWright Why is Israel the only country on earth expected to just eat thousands of rockets launched into their country? Why is Iran not getting shit because they want to protect the right of a terrorist group to launch missiles?

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@CDcTHyXdNJ9782 My personal list would have Snead, Slawinski, and Jordan higher solely because of vibes.

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@Cito_4Real @RomeovilleKid Because, in the middle of a season where he was historically, catastrophically bad, the supposed "athletic freak" decided he needed a breather during a key stretch of a game.

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This year is so strange as an Angels fan because some things are going right that (a few young pitchers putting it together) and some luck at places we haven't (Peraza/Grissom finds, Trout health, Neto being solid) but everything else is so awful it makes no difference.

[Jared Tims @Jared_Tims]

Sam Bachman over his last 13 appearances

18.2 IP
1.45 ERA
18 SO
3 BB
#Angels

[Jared Tims @Jared_Tims]

Sam Bachman over his last 13 appearances

18.2 IP
1.45 ERA
18 SO
3 BB
#Angels

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@Evgeny_Ben @MaxNordau You mean Constantinople.

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@CantHitWRISP I hate to say it, but moving the Angels to Nashville makes a ton of sense. The MLB could pitch expansion into California (with two fewer teams), while Moreno could get the better stadium/land land deal he's been wanting for a decade.

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@HalosReport I think we are actually on the rebound. We have a decent (but you) group of pitching prospects and a few positional players to boot. We need to trade everything of value this year to make sure it's a bounce back and not just a slow roll out of bounds again.

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There is still a chance he voted for Trump though. There is a huge amount of people in this state who vote Dem locally (thanks to Unions) but vote Republican Nationally.

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@flanthippe The son of George Floyd will carry on his legacy. ✊

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@ChuckRichter70 Pretty sure that's not smoke. It's just the steam rising from his shitty repertoire.

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@atioberoi Will Anderson is the first choice because of our roster, but Simmons is so damn good.

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@noots_deez27765 @aboogie21_ @Colts Id lower your expectations. He was one of the 10-15 worst starting QBs in history when he was taking snaps.

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@BrettKollmann Can't leave Ahoy off the list.

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@TheDestinAdams Am I insane for thinking Gould should be gone? I've never been particularly impressed with him as a return guy and feel like Burks could be an upgrade there.

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@jklimor @DefiantLs It's a reference to Jim Jones, though stating it that way is hilarious.

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@FeuxManning Counter point: Kenny was expensive, old, and not very good last year. Expecting ANYTHING for him was a fools errand.