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[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Why the fuck is this cursed app notifying me when Israel posts a tweet?

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

@HUN2R Not really

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Oooooh “tax attorney”… well do you know anywhere I could get all these animals stuffed and mounted?

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

@tamagotchislayr I remember saying “this is the angle, this is for sure the angle” as I failed to fit your whole face in frame

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

What’s that thing called where you incite ethnic cleansing with stories of ritualized child murder

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

@tamagotchislayr You look really good

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

💀

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

When the Grown Ups 2 money hits

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Man I’m glad my Uncle David isn’t here, when he makes an appearance eeeeeverything has to be about him

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

It’s torture when the amount of hot sauce your tummy can handle is far less than the amount of hot sauce your mouth wants.

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Former Vice President My Pants

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Are you telling me a gar licked this bread

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

youre telling me it was impossible to make this burger?

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

@tamagotchislayr Fine I won’t ask!

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

After he froze at the podium during the press conference I was sure he was done for

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Do I agree with Mitch McConnell on everything? No.

But is he a human who deserves our respect as he recovers? Hard no.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Record profits are unpaid wages.

[Zack Vile @zackvee]

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

[cars.destroyed.our.cities @CarsRuinedCity]

A stadium in America’s largest metropolis vs a stadium in Spain’s second largest city.

[subbeef4beans @beastof_birdin]

Crazy how gravity switches when you break the surface of water.