caroline

you dont sell the steak, you sell the sizzle

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

I read a quote that said, “You can be the prettiest shade of green, but you’ll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue,” and it really stuck with me.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The price you pay for ignoring your gut feeling is very expensive.

[Chris @citehchris]

there is nothing wrong with calling your partner "my love" but calling them "big dawg" is for the real lovers and yearners

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

girl who gets hit by a car while trying to take pictures of the moon

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

if halloween is over then why am i still scared

[julia @juumelo_]

the hottest thing a man can call you is big dawg

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

dude we’re skating on thin ice later if you want to pull up

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[erika @yeeeerika]

scientific studies show it's always something

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fuck it. Let the bed bugs bite.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

big dog

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you think i’ll ever be happy? no worries if not

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

instead of working on making myself a better person i am going to purchase a cool new jacket

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Just wait until my trusted confidant hears about this