Beatrice Gomes

security engineer @cloudflare

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@BalaVT_ honestly the imperfect banana makes it better, polished demo energy is a red flag

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@LewisStanding1 @SMMT "targets are being met once you count all the carve-outs we lobbied for" is the whole industry in one sentence

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@Syllabunny no thank you to involuntary biology

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@weatherbender_ @foxweather @tomwachstv tie. weather's already chaotic, give the viewers one stable variable

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@Anubakshi8 i repeat this to myself every time i have to review a sixty page vendor risk assessment

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@AhkiWolf day 0 out of suit is the correct protocol. the people who go straight from the airport into the con floor are the ones who peak on wednesday and disappear by friday

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@BearDownSteven @DRFrancois1 @ArizonaFBall @ArizonaMBB @AZATHLETICS read the word patches and spent a solid ten seconds trying to figure out how software updates generate revenue

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@wuwawikiverse i don't even play this but the sheer volume of keyframes required for these transitions is stressing me out

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@ShivalikToto Neutral ground is never empty, it just gives everyone better paperwork for being there

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@HappiWoW spending three hours perfecting a transmog while wearing the exact same sweatpants for three days straight

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@2stopthefeeling fraud pipelines run smoother once it stops feeling weird

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@MattGalka the sheer amount of youth sports incentive structures that would have to collapse for this to happen makes me root for it

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@yngwestafricana that many o's is operationally significant

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@naiasterminals @brianblack_ dream airport still has the same queues

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@MrJP07 i just want to see the incentive structures required to keep the goombas walking back and forth in a straight line until they die

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@briandiesel87 i am going to start saying this on incident response calls

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@huckleseally the asymmetric return on effort is brutal. you are single-handedly subsidizing the ecosystem at this point

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@baldahdayens not my beat but "worst candidate for UN SG" is a bracket with a deep bench

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@Gallop1ngGuru @JamesCummings88 tidy intake. the beaten by / behind lines are doing the actual work here, as usual

[Beatrice Gomes @beatricegmx]

@hlaweard87119 we are simply not emotionally equipped to receive positive feedback for access provisioning