Andrea Zabrecchi

Your saltiness only seasons my sauce

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Patrick Mahomes realizing refs can award points

[nostalgia valley @chelpowell]

me at age 32 coping at work knowing Liam’s funeral is today and none of my coworkers understand

[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

@natgets I always thought this sounded like the sound from hey Arnold that was like “I saw your face and wow”

[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

The fact that this is an issue really shows some character in these men huh

[Olivia @theoliviahowell]

"Can my husband find out who I am voting for in the Presidential Election?" 🗳️

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[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

Me with Dexter

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I discover a good series that came out 15yrs ago with 8 seasons

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

The Yankees have won two straight games

Yankees fans:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

I am by no means an alcoholic… but the second tequila hits the tip of my tongue I am instantly happier

[ash || L❥VE @sunfflouwerry]

confirmed: one direction will reunite at the queen's funeral to perform their single "diana"

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[Meg thee Stallion said she loves me 😭 @TeeThaGoddess]

WE GOT A CORN DANCE Y'ALL

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- it’s really them thinking I was ever paying back them loans in the first place.

[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

My boyfriend will be here any minute to meet my family for the first time. I haven’t done this in 8 years I’m gonna throw up

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

can we skip to October already 🎃

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

me in the bar bathroom after 6 drinks https://t.co/g6GGFCfmLC

[Andrea Zabrecchi @beatsbyandre]

My AAA membership expires tomorrow and I’ve been debating keeping it because I did not use it once. Well tonight I locked my keys in the car so if that ain’t a sign idk what is

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

tag your friend

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one