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[CSTB @cstbtweet]

Sure, do not literally kill the messenger. But drag Lalas from coast to coast. Interesting how the USWNT essentially have to go undefeated forever to have a platform, but Lalas - with no trophies on the shelf - can provide commentary for decades

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

This is just incredible 🚀

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Expectations vs. Reality

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hear me out: what if every single one of us didn’t pay our student loans. like what would they do just keep calling us

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Here To Not Get Fined @Parkour_Lewis]

Blue hoody been WAITING to jaw somebody, lmao. Zero hesitation upon entering the fray 😭

[ESPN @espn]

"You will not see me on the field, but you best believe that I will be around helping this game grow."

@CarliLloyd signs off from her final game 👏❤️

(via @USWNT)

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Nah 10 times out of 10 I’m kicking this guy in the dick.

[c'est un gay de cinéma @thecinemagay]

Here is a candid photograph of the mask wearer.

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

Half of you questioning Simone Biles’ “toughness” can’t even wear a mask for five minutes in Starbucks. Have a seat.

[Rep. Jimmy Gomez @RepJimmyGomez]

Literally all of us.

[Nicole Childers @NicoleChilders]

👀

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Yeah

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

There was almost an entire brain cell on that call.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Just because I want this on my timeline.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Remind me, did they comply???