Conor Beattie

28yo engineer working and living in Dublin, what else do you want to know.

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

@Buseireann still waiting for the 5:20 100x at Dublin airport. Absolutely freezing

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

@IrishTimes simplex crossword is messed up today. Hints don't match the numbers

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lisbon, a city renowned for its blend of rich history, stunning architecture, vibrant culture & coastal beauty

Dublin Airport has teamed up with @tapairportugal to give away return flights for two to Lisbon.

To enter:

FOLLOW & REPOST

T's&C's here: https://t.co/9q7QGCQc0D

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

1x Sylvan esso ticket for sale for tonight in vicar street. Face value #ticketfairy

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Just randomly remembered when a guy in work tried to give me advice on my tinder profile. And then proceeded to tell me about a date he had recently had with a girl with no front teeth because of her Coke (the drink) addiction

[The Bridge 1859 @TheBridge1859]

#MatchDaySorted
Ireland v France
2 Tickets to the game
4 Pints of
@Heineken_IE

2 Match Day Taco Fries
1 #MatchDaySorted

Follow & RT for a chance to win
Winner announced lunch time this Friday! #IrelandvFrance

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Talking about the weekend with one of the guys in work, I said I'm heading to a Halloween fancy dress party.
"What age are you? You need to make some serious life changes"
Alright then you boring fuck

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Anywhere in Dublin city showing the Ireland new Zealand game?

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

A woman has been burning the ear off a guy nonstop for the past half an hour waiting for the flight. I will be fake sleeping for the entire flight if I'm unlucky enough to be put beside her

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

If I ever get married and someone tries to organise one of those group cycle things about town I'll smack them

[The Bridge 1859 @TheBridge1859]

#MatchDaySorted
Leinster V Connacht
2 Tickets to the game
4 Pints of @Heineken_IE
2 Match Day Burgers
1 #MatchDaySorted
Follow & RT for a chance to win
Winner announced lunch time this Thursday!

#LeinsterVConnacht

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Somebody brought their cat to the airport and it is not having a good time

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Getting new passport photos will really humble you

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Have to change the font size on a fuckload of text for a drawing and it is messing everything up

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

@Gerrysmart99 Was looking at my phone for the most part so it wasn't until we turned off the motorway. No, thankfully

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Bus driver forgot to go through Drogheda so we're on the way back after almost making it to Dundalk. Deviated

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

There's some mad bastard cycling the wrong way down the motorway hard shoulder

[The Bridge 1859 @TheBridge1859]

#MatchDaySorted
Ireland v Italy
2 Tickets to the game
4 Pints of @Heineken_IE
2 Match Day Burgers
1 #MatchDaySorted
Follow & RT for a chance to win
Winner announced lunch time this Friday! #IreVItaly

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

@Dolly_Hard_On The passage by Justin Cronin is great. First of a trilogy and pretty dark. Can easily read it as a one off too

[Conor Beattie @beattie_conor]

Hangover is so bad that a randomer just told me that I don't look well