Jay Beatty

Well, hello there...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Why do Japan fans clean up after games?

It’s about “respect for everything”

Incredible 🇯🇵

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@Theodiesenhaus @TitleTalkIntern No love for the goat Rohan Davey?!?

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@MikeFromWoburn They can hang with the loser Buffalo bills fans hop through tables.

[Catholic Memorial Knights @CathMemKnights]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973, THE CATHOLIC MEMORIAL KNIGHTS ARE THE STATE CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL!

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@BeerlyFootball @BeerlySports Maybe Tage Thompson can play QB. Other guy sucks.

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@Savageboston I was there!

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@Tomhennessey69 I need this man’s location as I want to buy him 1000000 beers. Go on my man!

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@CaptainCons NYT. Shocking!

Best part of my day is chasing my 2.5 year old around the house, kicking soccer balls and seeing her hit small milestones which are critical to lifelong success.

But per the NYT, I ought to leave her be and plop her in front of a tablet or TV. Go fuck yourself.

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@stoolpresidente @TMZ Isn’t the head of @TMZ in the Epstein files? 🤔

[Brian Hart @BrianHartPR]

Reminder: This man is in the Epstein files 500+ times. #SellTheTeam

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@OnyschukMark @Gunblaze1969 “DO THEY SPEAK DOGGISH IN ‘WHAT’ MOTHERFUCKER!”

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@Puppieslover Doolin, the Easter Table Beggar

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@_MikeSullivan Sneak in alcohol like a normal person, Jesus

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@TrixStar76 @MySportsUpdate @Blakes_Take2 Go paint Caleb’s fingernails

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

💀💀💀

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@Yankees2Vegas @lolMikePeterson @WhiteHouse @usahockey @TeamUSA He can’t answer at the moment, he’s prepping the bull.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The New York Times is utterly disgusting

[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

@smcroasters @EthelSluggs Note to self: order coffee from @smcroasters
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[Jay Beatty @beatty_jay]

USA with the gold! #USAHockey

[Jack Leverentz 🇺🇸 @Bossman_10K]

Tomorrow morning might be the most collectively drunk the continent of North American has ever been at 8 AM