In process of unfollowing everyone so I'm not tempted to return.
Not deleting account - don't want the acc name taken by a spammer.
Thanks for all the pish.
Only too happy to sign this Scotland shirt which is to be auctioned to help raise funds for a statue in Stirling for @LUFC legend Billy Bremner, what a player!
This is the Israeli military justification for attacking a Lebanese army patrol inside Leb territory - ‘the area is an active combat zone, and movement in the area requires coordination with the IDF’ The Israeli military is demanding Leb troops asks its permission to move around its own country 🧵
How come Hollywood can make fantastic CGI movies but no fucker knows how to use Photoshop to stick an actors head on a body for a photographic prop and make it look realistic? They always look like someone's school project.
Word of the Day: SUBVERTISING - mimicking the look and feel of commercial or political ads but radically changing the original message; the portmanteau of ‘subversive’ and ‘advertising’.
CONAN AT HARVARD: “No university in our nation has produced more Nobel laureates or white collar criminals… so whether you choose good or evil, know that you are among the very best.”
The London list🎶
I'm compiling a list of my favourite tracks written about London, so far I have:
Waterloo Sunset - Kinks
Towers of London - XTC
London's brilliant parades - Elvis Costello
Up the junction - Squeeze
London calling - the Clash
Let me have your tracks below🎶
I've restored the cling film roll.
I've saved it from bunched-up, wound-up uselessness.
Working with the tip of a sharp knife and my nails, I've brought the poor cling film roll back into service. For doing this, I regard myself as a hero.
Strawberry Switchblade shirts are finally here & shipping! For the first time in 40 years, official band merch. Night School Records who released the 1982 4-Piece Demo EP, are distributing them.
https://t.co/my5ESJtAxl
Surely if an MPs phone has been hacked by a foreign power it should be submitted to the security services so a full investigation can take place, @Nigel_Farage?
I always wonder what happened to this bloke.
Standing knee-deep in a river with a fishing rod in his hands probably.
https://t.co/CZFipP70Vq via @YouTube
“They wouldn’t come out to talk to them. They would only speak to them through the hole,”
Kebab shop accidentally cracks into woman’s neighbouring home
https://t.co/qwBOUdrmgN
Guess who wins again?
Developers win permission to slash affordable housing.
Camden said no to changes to proposal – but Whitehall inspector said yes.
https://t.co/HRMBGZwa5G