Beau Watson

Software Engineer. Boilermaker. Author of Dreamlancer: The Tournament of Heroes. Wannabe ape. Hype guy for random strangers

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It’s so Beauver

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@TheRealSharty @SickosCommittee Petester Island

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@questionableway After the first time I had it, I have always tested positive with a certain brand of home tests. I forget which one it is now, but maybe that’s your case if you were asymptomatic?

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https://t.co/7g2jumYX9N

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Today’s substack is a little short story. I’m happy with how it shook out even if the tone isn’t quite so happy. Thinking about sliding some fiction work into the schedule in the coming weeks, maybe a poem or two. No idea, in truth

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Gonna drop this gif in the work slack today, you never see it anymore. It’s gonna slay, expect at least 3 😂 reacs

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@TomDienhart1 I think the only time I was excited listening to games last year was when he was on the field at Illinois. Encouraged by this

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Easter Island but with Purdue Pete Heads

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@twinkfwiedwice The 1% of cool people here are juuuuust enough to make it worth it

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@apbusch Truly humbling lol

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@estrojennny @apbusch RoboCurator

I too would buy that for a dollar

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@DiaMorehead This explains a lot

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nurse she’s out again

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One of three things is gonna come of this and you’ll know I’m right about what I suspect when you hear about Shrimp-Man on the news

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@SarahdeComines Oh no, what a shame :(

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@SarahdeComines I haven’t seen it. Does she have no redeeming qualities?

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@norabird I want to maximize *one* experience!

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All of my replyguys are like “do both” which I should have expected

You’re gonna make me go to the tarot deck for this

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Decide my fate: go box the biggest guy at the gym? Or stay in and play the music in my heart?

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@norabird Alright so:

I am suffering severe emotional damage and want to either feel physical pain to dampen it OR attempt release it through the power of music

Doing both means one cheapens the other