dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸

ladies love my Single Inch penis

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

i did this!

[alaska r.c.h. @145k4]

i have improved my life a lot by training myself to complain as little as possible and focus my attention on things i like and enjoy instead. i believe im in the 99th percentile of this skill. however, i failed to consider that this is a very alienating and bizarre way to live

[flowers for the marshal @ts0imoder]

4 panel horror story

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

I am a single issue voter anymore. If you support Israel in literally any way shape or form I will not vote for you. I do not care about literally anything else anymore. How can anyone see this and ignore it.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

@skimpyshits ok yes Rude in my mind would be like not apologising Little girl was figuring herself and the world out in her own cynical way

[skimpy 🚬 @skimpyshits]

There’s something off putting about people who don’t like Daria, cause they’re always like “she’s a bitch” “girls who felt seen by her are bitches” and all she did was be a little misanthropic and sarcastic because no one was nice to her. This needs to be studied.

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

you just gotta read old slop. Like 30s-70s pulp, romance, mysteries. They're all so written so much better. I basically can't read new genre books because of it.

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

people SO imprisoned by makeup and beauty products in general Its crazy bruh

[dolly ⁹⁹ @sieunistaken]

life sim players dont PLAY about that black woman asian man combo

[bug ❣️ @freakyfelis]

how i be staring at the vibrator after hitting my pen

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

I have OCD and when i was younger I'd have really intense intrusive thoughts of all my dead ancestors watching me whenever I went to have sex or jerk off or similar despite not really believing in afterlives or having strong beliefs about my ancestors, but instead of working thru

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

i keep hoping this a long nightmare we can all wake up from I keep hoping the pain and suffering isnt real

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

daria and jane both being the most lesbian gay characters created in the universe: Millennials ? for some reason, NOOOOO THEY ARE MY STRAGGOTS!!!!

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

@stfuregressives @dumbapp4nerds why u talk like that

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

@SmoopHead Did i misspeak 🧐

[dez 🦫☕️🍂🍄‍🟫🪵🧸 @beavervanilla]

@stfuregressives @dumbapp4nerds ok daria and jane are literally lesbians ?

[ae @rositascrossbow]

no show has ever topped this era

[. @MADGAGBEY]

Madonna being Lesbien as the photos quality keeps evolving.

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

in my ap english exam, we had to write 5 page papers on three different prompts we didn't know ahead of time, all in less than 2 hours. these kids are WEAK