Sam Beaver, Different Day

fire all of your guns at once, and explode into space

[Johnny @SuperBookUnit]

The Caleb Williams net throws the media doesn’t want you to see

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@HamrobMark @5280_hi_salute Gotta catch that, this is an awful take

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@BookOfEli_NFL 1:30 of a season that is over 18 hours long…

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@DiBillick @played41 Awesome

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@itsaftabb @fasc1nate I mean I doubt he was just hangin out there

[South Side Sox @SouthSideSox]

Meet the Players: International Women’s Day Edition with Di Billick

To wrap things up, it’s @DiBillick, whose fandom is never “acting”

https://t.co/Y0WXreKVEd

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

The Titanic Sub movie is gonna be crazy regardless of the outcome

[South Side Sox @SouthSideSox]

Three generations of White Sox fans: A Father’s Day tribute

@DiBillick gives you a peek at the South Side bond between father and daughter over the years

Although everything White Sox SUX now, it hasn’t always https://t.co/l1pgsYKRgm

[South Side Sox @SouthSideSox]

The Power of Billy Hamilton

@BrettBallantini asks that you don’t underestimate the importance of the wheels https://t.co/OAVmTjEmXI

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

Yo @sama why does AI not make medical diagnoses right now, is that something that will happen in the near future?

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@MeaghanStrick Pretty overrated man, try a martini espresso it’s way wilder

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@calebsaysthings I’m shredded and coming, deal with it

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

The group of people you send Instagram posts to is always the wildest assortment of encounters from your entire life, and honestly that’s how it should be

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

People really love marvel movies but then you watch one and it’s like “doot doot let’s save the world gang” gimme a break

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

[monk discovering Nirvana]: this doesn’t sound very nirvana

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

Man this is the 6th Skyrizi jingle, I’m gonna go get some I don’t even have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I’m just impressed

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

Booger McFarland has really improved

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

My fantasy football buddies really get a kick out of me in the thread

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@calebsaysthings @clairelizzie Yo now THIS is the content

[Sam Beaver, Different Day @beavwords]

@TheHockeyNews He got shut out also