*during sex*
Her- I want you to hurt me
Me- The Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues....
Her- Wait...
Me- *ding*
Things that are NOT the servers fault
-you’re order takes too long
-the kitchen is out of an item
-you’re card is declining
-the amount of your bill
-you’re food doesn’t taste good