Becca

I make jokes...they're not always funny

[Becca @beccabahlert]

if things keep going the way they’re going, i’m going to throw a tantrum

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A diarrhea-causing parasite has now infected over 1,000 Americans, spreading across 29 states.

Last year, RFK Jr and Elon Musk dissolved the CDC office responsible for preventing parasitic infections.

[GreenRunsDeep @CelticsGRD]

Dunkin knows

[Savage @Savageboston]

Bill Chisholm and private equity bought the Boston Celtics immediately after the 2024 championship season.

Since that day they have purposefully and systemically dismantled the team for financial reasons.

[15-STRUZZ-21 @Struzz21]

Hilarious 😆

[Riley ❄️ @rileysbetter]

Brad Stevens was really building an all-time Celtics legacy and managed to throw it all away in a single trade

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

WE TRADED OUR 10+ YEAR HOMEGROWN SUPERSTAR FOR PAUL GEORGE???????? PAUL GEORGE?????????

[cj @wsgadIibs]

me when i check my front door for my package that i ordered 2 minutes ago and it’s not there

[Big Time Rush @bigtimerush]

We heard TV shows about hockey players are cool again 🏒

[cicci⁴⁴🪽 @swtcherry_pie]

ora ho capito esattamente chi mi ricordavano

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

So, republicans can just ignore their own state constitutions to push through redistricting maps, but Democrats can't even redistrict if the people vote in favor of it. Don't ever tell me "both sides are the same" again.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

REMINDER: If the SAVE Act passes, you will NEED a passport to vote or multiple other proof of citizenship documents. This is all by design.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Bravo @BravoTV]

We love this. #RHORI #RHOSLC

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Gee, I can’t imagine why.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

The last 24 hours in Boston.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Genuinely what the fuck is his problem

[Carter2x @TulaneTiger]

Throw the whole NCAA scoring system in the trash. OU over scored the whole meet. Garbage. A 9.95 with a major rebound on that last pass? But we take off a whole tenth of a point on Chio for a scoot? Fix it

[London🎾🤸🏾💋 @simoneismommy]

There is no way..In God’s green earth that FAITH WITH A FULL ON HUGE ASS HOP GOT A 9.95 WHEN LSU FLORIDA AND LSU COULD BARELY TOUCH 9.9S WITH CONTROLLED LANDINGS

[LChris @Lauren_Chris]

Dear gymnastics judges,

Oklahoma is already elite. They don’t need the generous scoring boosts to win.

Fair scores would be refreshing. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Everyone watching this final meet