becca

stumbling between the immensities

[becca @beccacarucci]

When people post their computer screens on bereal I am ZOOMING in. I wanna know what that slack message says!!!

[becca @beccacarucci]

@dongstreth More questions

[becca @beccacarucci]

This year’s text is
“Is everyone behaving?”

[becca @beccacarucci]

One time on a 6 am flight I showed up to my flight still drunk from the night before. At the gate seating area, my friends and I were convinced the guy next to us was the air marshal. Not only did we ask him, we essentially harassed him by repeatedly saying “we know who you are”

[becca @beccacarucci]

I think I’m sitting next to the air marshal

[becca @beccacarucci]

Woke up with the happy birthday song stuck in my head but in Spanish 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[becca @beccacarucci]

Someone who is near and dear to me said it the other day and I think of her differently. That’s the level of disturbance.

[becca @beccacarucci]

my ears start bleeding when I hear someone refer to their boyfriend as “my mans” I would rather the whole world refer to their significant other as “partner in crime” (the 2nd worst pet name) if we could eradicate “my mans”

[becca @beccacarucci]

It’s incredible to me that I still, even after telling myself not to, have the urge to end my meetings & calls with “love you”

[becca @beccacarucci]

This guy on bereal always saves it for when he’s at the gym …and…it’s just…we see that? And I think we collectively know what that signals to the world. Waiting to post until your lifting weights? Babe be less cliche, I don’t know, maybe, be real?

[becca @beccacarucci]

Tonight two people in my class pointed their fingers aggressively at people while talking and I responded with “woah, woah lots of fingering going on tonight”

In one month I will have a master’s degree in Industrial Psychology but have yet to learn how to use my brain’s filter.

[becca @beccacarucci]

Maybe a nicer way to say what I was saying?

[becca @beccacarucci]

Absolutely living for the people on Instagram posting about gas prices with their boho filter on top of it. At least when you announce your tone-deaf stupidity to the world, it has an aesthetic!!!!

[becca @beccacarucci]

Wordle reuniting family members 😭

[becca @beccacarucci]

Wordle has me commenting on my cousin’s Facebook status who I haven’t talked to in a decade but we got the same score so I HAVE TO TELL HER!!

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I mainly wanna be on SNL for the part where everybody hugs at the end that seems really nice.

[becca @beccacarucci]

Wordle 216 3/6

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[becca @beccacarucci]

@JoshEboy very impressive

[becca @beccacarucci]

Wordle 214 4/6

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😏 ⁦@ellacorey⁩

[becca @beccacarucci]

@ellacorey Unfortunately no. My tired exploded IN VAIN

[becca @beccacarucci]

Honestly I’ll own every stereotype against woman drivers.

Last night I hit a curb so hard my tire ~exploded~ because I was asking Valentina if a cute boy had responded to a comment I left on his tik tok.

🙂