this is becca

Boy mom

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Me: “our baby is only going to eat paleo, organic, grass-fed foods and drink dandelion root tea”

[one year later]

*baby is slurping up water from a puddle on the back deck*

Me: He’s fine.

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Are we sure @realDonaldTrump is not cake? Pls confirm

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Having a crawling kid eat the leftovers off the floor is probably better than having a dog

[this is becca @beccademarais]

A ray of hope! Congrats New Zealand 🎉 https://t.co/nY1P9KSRek

[this is becca @beccademarais]

@ebruenig Is that a pack n play tipped on its side? Genius.

[this is becca @beccademarais]

@sammyrhodes That’s where Ben & Jerry’s comes in handy

[this is becca @beccademarais]

@KimmyMonte This or the deep bow

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Imagine a world where all men’s restrooms have baby changing tables.

[this is becca @beccademarais]

I mean, the Washington Redskin Potatoes seems like the obvious solution here

[NBC Sports Commanders @NBCSCommanders]

Andrew Brandt says near impossible to get new Redskins name before Week 1 https://t.co/rnF5N32IyS

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Have kids if you like doing things like reaching into the toilet to take out a golf ball

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Department Celebrates Fourth Of July By Using Fireworks For Crowd Control https://t.co/SG5QvxB2pa

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

coronavirus exists because y’all don’t sleep with top sheets and i won’t be told otherwise.

[this is becca @beccademarais]

If your life is feeling too peaceful, I would recommend moving in with the in laws for 3 months during a pandemic

then move to a new house

then go on vacation a week later.

[this is becca @beccademarais]

I’m starting to rely on my mask to hide whatever food might be stuck in my teeth

[this is becca @beccademarais]

@MarenLouiseH All I remember is how we paraded through dinkytown chanting “we hi-fived Kid Cudi, we hi-fived Kid Cudi” and it was the best night

[this is becca @beccademarais]

@MarenLouiseH Heck yeah you did 🖐🙋‍♀️

[this is becca @beccademarais]

Kinda jealous of the astronauts who left earth today. #SpaceX

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The quote "When the looting starts, the shooting starts" originated by a racist white Miami police chief named Walter Headley who targeted black people in 1967 ahead of the Republican convention.

Donald Trump used the same line tonight to threaten to shoot his own citizens.

[Bernard Hebda @ArchbishopHebda]

We all look for signs of hope. I’m finding mine today in the hundreds of broom-bearing young adults bringing hope to those of St Paul’s midway community after last night’s chaos.