b

ever since i was little i always knew i wanted to retire.

[Georgina Hollifield 💚 @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3]

If you voted Reform yesterday you’re not allowed to celebrate David Attenborough’s 100th birthday today

[freddie @Freddie_0611]

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

[megan @chismosavirus]

absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Will probably never be loved but I have to send emails so I can’t really think about that right now

[chloe @chloesarcher]

i REFUSE to listen to the void scene but fuck i watched this edit and MIKE JUST SOUNDS SO BROKEN HE IS BEGGING I NEED TO DIE

[Daily Nina Dobrev @iamdobrevnews]

"4ever & ever 🧛🏻‍♀️😉"

📸 Nina Dobrev vía Instagram

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

it’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. i’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences

[b @beccafaithx]

finally got lily allen tickets

[b @beccafaithx]

@caitlinhels could have gone to thailand

[b @beccafaithx]

northern rail has to be the worst thing that has ever existed it needs to be shut down

[M @fllowerpuffgirl]

Someone at work had a 25 year anniversary and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive

[salem 🦇 @reidaways]

"god is in all of us"
"so is tracy lambert"

[caio* @mclr4n]

"but i whispered at the grav-" https://t.co/iUS1ib8VdW

[Alexander Brown @AlexofBrown]

A Lily Allen style album on betrayal and heartbreak but it's about Nick Mohammed at the end of Traitors

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

King Charles to Andrew: #CelebrityTraitors

[b @beccafaithx]

because of the butt plugs?

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

David Harbour won’t be part of the Stranger Things 5 press tour.

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

[b @beccafaithx]

lily allen sold out so she wants me dead ?