BeckyLewWhatItDo

Here lie my thoughts ☠️

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Can yall make your Venmo feeds private I don’t need to see your mom sending you money for rent Kevin.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Back with another riveting neighborhood update.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

I hate this app…. #Ring

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

This is what people are posting on the neighborhood app at almost 11pm. Y’all…go read a book. Go to sleep. This is ridiculous.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Nothing hits like a snuggly sleeping baby cuddling you at 4am

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Don’t send me a birthday email unless there’s a gift card attached.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

I’m so fucking fat and uncomfortable and cranky rn.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Please don’t wear jeans to someone’s baby or wedding shower.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Viewers throughout the Eastern and Central Time Zones had the broadcast of the Billy Joel concert cut off, mid-Piano Man.

Evidently, CBS was no longer in the mood for a melody.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How do you cut a Billy Joel Concert in the Middle of Piano Man?!

[JimTheFly @JimTheFly]

Okay, @CBS just INFURIATED me. I got home from practice and got to watch party of Billy Joel's 100th residence show at MSG...

AND THEY CUT OFF "PIANO MAN"!

Not with like 5 seconds or so to go, but before the final chorus. Just to start the news at 1130. I. Am. FURIOUS.

[Earl Barnes @GravyLegPirate]

WHAT!?!! Thanks @KCTV5 and @CBS for cutting off Billy Joel and the national anthem that is Piano Man!! 🤬🤬

[John Lund @lundinbridge]

Billy Joel fans might burn CBS and its affiliates to the ground after cutting Piano Man off during the last verse… to play the local news on time.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

@CBS is this is a sick joke??? You cut Billy off in the middle of Piano Man to put the news on ?????? Fuckkkkkk yewwwwwww.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

I feel like I just completely missed 2023. I don’t remember it turning 2024. I actually cannot retain this information.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

I’ll never understand folks who find “lost” dogs and bring them into their homes. Out here posting on the internet to find an owner… like what if it bites? What if it’s got fleas ?? Don’t you have other shit to do today besides babysit someone’s dog? Idk man.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

I always get so sick of being pregnant and then the SECOND I’m not pregnant anymore I feel like I’m missing a part of me and I just wanna be pregnant again. What a debacle.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

The hardest part of having kids, that no one warns you about… brushing their teeth.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to let people put music over their still photo posts on Instagram deserves jail time.

[BeckyLewWhatItDo @beccagula]

This is the fucking BEST women tell all in YEARS. JERRY JERRY JERRY!!