Spooky Spice 🕷️

named “try hard hot topic taylor swift” by a guy named john on bumble

[not very eva @veryalt]

these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another one

[chrissy johanna @humananimegirl]

Kamala Harris has announced that, if elected, she will not only ban situationships… she will criminalize it and advocate for the death penalty for anyone who engages in a “situationship”!!! BIG step as a nation for sure

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sick of this

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Wow. This could be big. Early turnout suggests Jill Stein is winning a massive share of voters who have set up GoFundMes to escape toxic roommate situations

[onion person @CantEverDie]

wrong, the midwest is anywhere there is a culvers. it’s about the culture not the region

[Spooky Spice 🕷️ @beccahsmith_]

getting sleepy in the uber on the way to the function has to be my worst trait

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

if you ask that man about valentines day and he starts talking about “man made holidays” and “capitalist obligations” . . . sister

[spicebae @spicebae_]

going back and rewatching this was actually so sad. Ronnie verbally and emotionally abused the hell out of Sammi, day in and day out, called her out her name, broke everything that belong to her and then when she decided to leave, he tried to play victim and cry... man is SICK AF

[✮ @bottegasveneta]

underrated fashion icon to me

[Marilyn Malibu @MarilynMalibu]

She called Fox racist and he called her a pedophile, so she sued him for defamation and she WON! The judge recognized Fox is a racist and that Crystal is NOT a pedophile

[misa! @misak1nz]

u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want

[the thin bug with 1million shoes @antialmondmilk_]

this is how it feels to ask to use PTO

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Elmo is this guy bothering you

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

hate it when i can't joke abt killing myself w someone. cause now i dont have shit to say

[Rue☆ 🇵🇸 @glowyruby]

Suicide postponed! I gotta go to the Hot Girl Summer Tour!!! https://t.co/JyZTmChcr7

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

airports should have little side-quests available for ppl stuck in a layover

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

almost nothing makes me sadder than being reminded of how much women hate other women. it’s a specific combo of resentment/superiority/pathetic desperation that is so uniquely tragic. patting yourself on the back for leading in a race that you’ll never ever win