Becca Koz

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[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

I have a note in my phone of news/pop culture events that I KNOW my dad would’ve loved to call me up and chat happily about. Most recently:
Tommy DiVito
Taylor dragging Kim K as times person of the year
A video of an orchestra eating hot peppers and playing a full song

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Incase anyone was wondering, Collin is a loud and proud Swiftie.

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Every Sunday Collin and I get Halal food and watch football while I explain which players are trending on TikTok and twitter - it’s my favorite thing

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

One of Collin’s ��beige flags” is that he refers to chips and salsa as “chips and dip” and every single time my french onion heart breaks bc WHO CALLS SALSA “DIP”!?

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin is taking care of me while I don’t feel good and I told him he wasn’t being a nice nurse and his response was “that’s because I’m one of those angel of death nurses” - if I don’t make it thru this cold, it was him that took me out

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@Amanda_Lee15 Lmaoo collin had to run and bring me the garbage last night too 😅😅

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@Amanda_Lee15 See ya Thursday betch!!💕

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[minahil @baedotdoe]

I get nauseous for 20 seconds and be asking god to end my life I am not one of his strongest soldiers

[trash jones @jzux]

by 30 you should have:

-started just kind of winging it

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Sometimes you just need to watch all three Men in Black movies. Back to back to back

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

*Starts making decent money for the first time*
The Universe: "Money is worth less now"

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

NEW RULE: Every time a Republican votes against gay marriage, we get to see their pornhub history.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

So a $700 billion bailout for the banks, an $80 billion bailout for the auto industry, a $50 billion bailout for the airlines and a $3 trillion Fed bailout for the stock market are all "capitalism" but unemployment checks are "socialism?"

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Nobody gets my mental health struggles like my dad did. Today was one of those days where I would’ve called him, probably crying, and not being able to made it feel so much worse. Two min ago I found a dime, thanks for picking up the phone bob💕

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@sarkoz110 SHE STOHMP

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin and I are going to a wedding on Saturday and the biggest question is : do I try self tanner

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin makes fun of me bc my first solution to fixing anything is to unplug it and plug it back in / turn it off and back on … JOKES ON HIM GUESS WHO JUST FIXED THE WASHING MACHINE

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Why is it when I crawl myself to a manageable financial position and finally start to feel comfortable, I get absolutely FUCKED.