Becca Reinking

[Monkey Tilt @MonkeyTilt]

If you’re going through a tough break up...It could be a lot worse. Cheer up.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

"DUDE!!!! THE CROPPING!!" https://t.co/8HwNRrvAzj

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@angcars0622 @BSB_Chika @WinStarWorld How did you do that? I looked for the “refund” button and didn’t see one.

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@BSB_Chika @WinStarWorld Ticketmaster makes you wait until it’s rescheduled. And after that happens it’s up to the venue to allow them to be refundable or not.

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@kserene1 I miss you..😭

[Pauley Perrette @PauleyP]

Excerpt from a letter I sent to my parents in 1998:

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Make your bed.

6-year-old: It's raining.

Me: It's not raining in your room.

6: I don't do stuff when it's raining.

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@LexingtonLegend who's running the scoreboard?!

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

#battlekansas beat Purdue!

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@realDonaldTrump Great to see you in Louisville!!! Make America Great again!

[Erik Stolhanske @ErikStolhanske]

Merry Christmas. Be thankful this is just a video & not your Samsung Galaxy Note 7 spontaneously bursting into flames on your bedside table

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@AskAmex How do I redeem my sky miles on my American Express Delta Skymiles card?

[Playboy @Playboy]

How to exit your boring, toxic, really bad relationships. (via @BridgetPhetasy)
https://t.co/WgVCQuuVZu

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[shows my daughters a picture of Medusa]

Me: Her hair is made of snakes.

6-year-old: Why?

Me: She didn't let her dad comb the tangles out

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Being a parent is a piece of cake:

It seems good at first, but it makes you fat and slowly kills you.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[4-year-old in a corner]

Wife: What happened?

Me: She said Avada Kedavra

Wife: You gave her a timeout for that?

Me: Azkaban was too far.

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@DarenKagasoff definitely my heart throb when Secret Life was airing!

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

@LexingtonLegend at the game!! #greatclipslegendspics

[Becca Reinking @beccareinking89]

Another day in paradise 😒