new jersey supremacist

she | 23 | y21+1+1+1+1-7*2+5 or also possibly never

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

put this on my gravestone

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

if new jersey has a million fans, i am one of them. if new jersey has ten fans, i am one of them. if new jersey has only one fan, it’s me. if new jersey has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth.

[latke @latkedelrey]

u can’t find a partner because u view everyone as a secondary character in a story where u r the protagonist and u can’t form a partnership that way. u can only be joseph gordon levitt in 500 days of summer aka horribly hopeless about love even though it’s all ur fault. xo

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

i’m not sure some of my professors are even aware that they have email addresses like did anyone tell them? serious question

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

i think lawrence staib might be the only y professor that actually checks his email

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

wait there’s aliens now? what

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

have to leave for the airport at 2:45a and need something to keep me awake but i’ve been away from twitter for so long it’s just not doing it for me anymore

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me & the girls applying for fellowships

[Danika Ellis @DanikaEllis]

"A student checked out 300 books the previous year & was proud to be the #1 user of the library. When state restrictions meant that the librarian could no longer order manga, this student quickly ran out of material. After a few weeks, he stopped coming to the library."

[dork @arachno_commie]

Gonna be funny when teens with 1500 SAT scores still don't get in to top universities and can't blame it on affirmative action anymore

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

yale cs majors watch one (1) episode of black mirror challenge

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[kelechi @its_kelechi]

nothing... and I mean absolutely nothing is going to prepare for what she says... again... NOTHING will prepare you for this...thought.

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

@lexkschultz oh no feel better )):

[zinā' warrior princess @melifonos]

you fool. you fucking moron. you thought you could pqrt this? i have a woman on the inside

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

@kimmythiccc theyre like you’re gonna feel a pinch… (lie)

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @pocketlin]

@brianjoralvarez this guy uses consonants forbidden from the rest of us

[new jersey supremacist @beccarube]

@uncooljerk not me learning from this post that i cook like it’s the 90s

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Feel quite strongly that this isn’t a normal sword

[Princess @themultiplemom]

My 7yo: mommy, is there anything you want me to do? If so, my doing stuff schedule is 9-11:13. After that I’m laying on the floor doing nothing. My day will be full of nothing and maybe something after the nothing.

Why is 11:13 so exact? 💀💀💀