becca schrief

who knows. internal monologue?

[AHK’S BFF @AlKim4EVA]

It’s official! @alhkim is the winner of the Best Boy™ award 8 years running!

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

calendars that start the week with monday make me unnecessarily angry

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

look at this powdered donut someone just left laying there

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

Omg my entire family is drunk of their asses, this is great

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

favorite thing #2: animals that use their tails as pillows

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

favorite thing #1: unlikely animal friends

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

when you eat a strawberry poppyseed salad and still find seeds in your mouth hours later...

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

that 10 to 3:30 grind

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

when people are upset about Harambe but don't give a shit that gorillas are slaughtered for bushmeat in Africa

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

petition for all seasons of Jerry Springer's Baggage to be avaliable on netflix

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

when you've been awake so long you can feel individual cells screaming

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

freshly painted walls smell like brain damage

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

I'm just so angry that the word "somnambulism" exists.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"
[spider removes earbuds]
"yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

*shows up to interview in a onesie* "What's cookin good lookin?"

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

"this question is for all the candidates: what are you plans for continuing the reintroduction of wolves?" #washudebate2016

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

Uhh 'scuse you automatic toilet, did I ask you to flush? Nah, so why you playin??

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

I don't want to get out of bed. This feels wonderful, and beautiful, and right. Is this...is this love?!

[becca schrief @beccasaur]

"Where did my bucket of males go?" #labthings