ChewBecca

Johnlock shippers deserve a rainbow unicorn that poos ice cream. Oh, and I live for Muse, Russell Howard, The Hunger Games and How I Met Your Mother.

[Gok Wan MBE 🌈 @therealgokwan]

Amazing news @stonewalluk will be adding trans to their equality campaigning work!

[eilatan 🌞 @holmesexuals]

I've got an appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow

[eilatan 🌞 @holmesexuals]

He better wear those shades in the Sherlock special

[eilatan 🌞 @holmesexuals]

What the hell is this

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@AmazingPhil it'd be like Up but with more pooping and diseases

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Stuck in traffic! Maybe I could strap 80 pigeons to the taxi 🚕🐦

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

There's a 50% chance Sophie Hunter will give birth to a Cabbagepatch kid.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

13% of Britons hire Hugh Laurie when they need to move house because he's such a huge lorry.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

An estimated 2.4 billion British babies will be born before the next series of Sherlock airs.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

99% of British actors fall into at least five of these categories:
1 Posh
2 Cheekbones
3 Curly hair
4 Flustered
5 Polite

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

95% of British footballers consider themselves injured and will collapse if an opposing player looks at them.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

67% of Britons think Martin Freeman works in an office.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

David Tennant spends 4 hours a day sculpting his hair.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

When Martin Freeman walks he swings his arms 4 times faster than the average man, increasing his overall walking speed by 2mph.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Andrew Scott spends every minute of the day looking as if he's hiding something evil.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

At full speed, Alan Rickman can speak 3 words a minute.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

By the time the next series of Sherlock airs, 80% of Britons will be too old to remember what it is.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

75% of British tv shows take 7 years a series to make.