Becka palter

basically a trash monster who knows how to hide it.

[NART @natevepal]

This is a traumatic stressful anxiety producing time for all of us, but I choose to find solace in the fact that the Instagram push-up challenge finally died.

[NART @natevepal]

Just found these in the pantry at my parents house. These were from a Guittard chocolate basket we won at a silent auction at my elementary school when I was 9. That was 2002.

Let me see your oldest expiration dates you find during quarantine!

[Julianna Zachariou @J_Zachariou]

Thank you troypaulbloom for helping me frame the colors and feelings I love to make this series of releases beautiful. And thank you to @beckapalter for your eye and styling and grit to help these shoots come to… https://t.co/zqDXmtxj8e

[NART @natevepal]

You know Zendaya is beautiful cause no one talking about how poorly made this skirt is. IT’S A SACK. IS THAT AN ELASTIC WAISTBAND?? WHAT KIND OF JOANN’S FABRIC TRASH IS THIS?!?!

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@DewaynePerkins Long legs and a sense of urgency. It’s a lifestyle.

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@milesofcolor “Here are my rates:...” then silence....

[The Dr.unk Phytologist (she/her) @DrunkPhyto]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: The smell of cut grass is the grass releasing a wounding compound into the air to warn other plants that they were injured.

You are smelling their screams.

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

I just woke up to a tiny spider dropping in front of my face. Idk if that’s a sign that I :
A. Go back to sleep
B. Get the heck out of bed
C. Dust my room for once

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

Apparently some people still need to watch this...

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@madelinesmoth Maybe it’s the cute dress, maybe it’s men who basically have their lives in their hands feeling ok with asking women uncomfortable questions. 🤷‍♀️

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@milesofcolor As an excuse to see you and @poshwaffle and see if I remember how to model, YA!

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@DewaynePerkins Check our open path! Therapists can offer a certain number of sliding scale spots. So you can get affirdable care outside of your network! Also, idk how great the LA LGBT center is, but our SD therapists are pretty diverse, you can try there!

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Hey dudes! Swab out your dick hole with URETHRA WASH. Exfoliate your penis-tunnel! Really get up in there!

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@milesofcolor Because their feed had basically become ad space for fast fashion companies, rather than anything artful or new.

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

My gf bought me tickets to the live @thedollop while she’s on tour. But none of my friends are nerdy enough to go with me.
What do you think @reynoldsgareth , wanna go? I have no idea what they’re gonna talk about.

[Julianna Zachariou @J_Zachariou]

Quick clip of the new track!!! AVOIDING IS NOW STREAMING EVERYWHEREEEE 🌳🙏🏻🌿

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

Today my great aunt turns 101. She asks all her in home care helpers a few questions:
- are you registered to vote?
If yes, -who did you vote for in the last presidential election?
If they say Trump- what are you, an idiot?
Be like Auntie Frances.

[Becka palter @Beckapalter]

@milesofcolor No. I have watched it destroy client’s self esteem when they don’t get something. Didn’t get the job you needed? It’s your fault. Plus the law doesn’t allow room for oppression or trauma or anything else.

[NART @natevepal]

There are 3 types of HotTopic goths:
1. Punk Goths
2. Heavy Metal Goths
3. Tim Burton Goths