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words are hard.

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The food at Kylie Jenner’s Kylie Skin launch event looks like every drunk snack I made at 3am in my dorm room.

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@madsinLA Relevant yet again

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Men : the Roman Empire :: Me : the Wendy’s chilli finger

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@lyft “Becky” by Julianna Zachariou @J_Zachariou 💖

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@madsinLA Hate to admit how often I watched the try guy videos a couple years ago 😬

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

breakfast is just a conspericary theory made up to try to keep me from eatin spaghetti at 9 am

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When I stand like this it’s all: “your posture is terrible, stand up straight Quasimodo”

But when he does it it’s “chic” ?? 🙄

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@_DevinNicole I tried these for the first time from a gas station is Florida and they’re my new favorite candy. So much easier to eat than the rope and perfect bite size pieces. I’m obsessed.

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@madsinLA I just got a severe thunderstorm warning, wanna sleepover?

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@_DevinNicole @ me next time

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@madsinLA Just so you know if I ever use it it’s in reference to “we shan’t be telling your mother this shan’t we??”

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Can you imagine him asking Katie if she’s falling in love with his brother?? This is the TV I’ve been waiting for.

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RiffRaff’s brother is going to be a contestant on Katie’s season of #bachelorette. I need him to make it to hometowns. I need to see @JODYHiGHROLLER on the bachelorette.

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Sounds like something a racist would say 🤔

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@marcrofluidics @vk_dean @DustinGrowick Another suggestion for Cal Academy/exploratorium- go on Thursday nights for a cheaper ticket, it’s 21+, you can buy wine/beer/cocktails and they have live music or DJs! also the DeYoung museum.

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@madsinLA AS YOU SHOULD

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Matt James unwraps his entire burrito and frankly that’s all I need to know about him.

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@_DevinNicole I actually gagged at the word “ecstasy”

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Hot New Years update from Australia!

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@brianjohn428 *go to the car wash

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@_DevinNicole He couldn’t have done a quick google search before replying?