Brian John

what do you mean by, Reese's isn't a food group?

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

I’ve peaked.

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

@frcabrales Never a good sign for me when they laugh like “ha ha” … it’s just “haha” .. pls no space 😂🤣

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

“THEYRE EATING THE DOGS”

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Someone needs to unplug and plug Donald back in. He’s completely wacked

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

@samanthamellina Not after 7pm and not before 10 Am

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

@Kai_Gag We good! Thankfully… Just was a busy week. Lol

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Appendicitis & earthquakes weren’t on my 2024 bingo card for the same week but here we are.

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

🤣☠️

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Really ruined all my fun.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

just learned that it only takes $27.30 a day to spend an extra $10,000 a year and suddenly my fun drinks and sweet treats aren’t so fun

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

😅😅😅

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Iconic moment

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

I feel this. Week one done people already trying to expand scope, offering no additional funding, & overstepping their lanes. Lord.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Logging on this morning

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Product development

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

I wish I was a PM over this type of platform. I’d definitely do that for our users purely out of spite

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Once again I would like to remind everyone that the product manager at Zoom who decided that users should be forced to update before joining a meeting should be fired.

I am now 2 minutes late

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

The last two weeks. Me.

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Bois are twinnin on em in matching lulu hoodies.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The boys have arrived

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Sick.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Social Security's combined funds are due to run out in 2034, per CNBC.

[Lis Power @LisPower1]

Question at Calvacante press conference: "Sir, was there any concern he would team up with another small man to step inside a trench coat Little Rascals style?"

Answer: "No."

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Great thread. 🤣

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Forever & Always Steve Kornacki.

[George @gpdr0meter]

Omg the reviews are coming 👀

[Brian John @brianjohn428]

Her words. Pop off.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

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