Becki Milne

If you're not busy being born, you're busy dying.

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@SubwayUK absolutely disgusted to find this beetle in my wrap from your Handforth store this afternoon #NoLunchForMe #subway #insect

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@Amrmilne 😂

[Alex @Amrmilne]

@BeckiMilne 💃🏼💃

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We've written some office-based compliments. Some of them are nicer than others.
#WorldComplimentDay

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BEFORE GOING OUTSIDE YOU WILL NEED

Gloves
Thick socks
Some ear muffs
8 jumpers
11 scarves
14 hot water bottles taped to your body
A duvet
A radiator
A pack of huskies
A jacket potato in each hand
A thermos full of lava

(If you're from The North you might want to take a coat)

[Beckie Nielson @beckiiee93]

@YodelOnline maybe you should teach your staff to actually knock on people’s doors and not just to put a card through and assume there is no one in!!

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@Amrmilne Too easy 💁🏼‍♀️

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@EtihadAirways

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

Extremely disappointed with customer service @EtihadHelp My baggage was mishandled and lost for 3 days of my honeymoon. After raising this case through the correct channels I was immediately told that my case has now been closed with no further correspondence on the matter.

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

Extremely disappointed with customer service @EtihadHelp My baggage was mishandled and lost for 3 days of my honeymoon. After raising this case through the correct channels I was immediately told that my case has now been closed with no further correspondence on the matter.

[example @example]

Two cheeseburgers or one double cheeseburger: one of life’s hardest decisions

[ToyotaUK @ToyotaUK]

Toyota RAV4 Icon Tech. Choose Self-Charging Hybrid. https://t.co/dG2aExrLuP

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Reece Shearsmith... genius https://t.co/W6uEUzIVe3

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@Amrmilne So true

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

What’s REALLY unfair about men getting paid more than women is that it takes a man about 4 hours to do a job that can be done by a woman in 10 minutes

[Becki Milne @BeckiMilne]

@Amrmilne Dad? Or Reece?

[Alex @Amrmilne]

@BeckiMilne 😍🌿 https://t.co/tzo3xTgFPF

[Alex @Amrmilne]

English Commentator at the beginning of #SCOvENG "England will probably win by 10 or 15 points"
Me now "Suck it bitch"

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It's #PancakeDay already? Wow, that really crêped up on us.