Becky Beecham

[Becky Beecham @beckybeecham1]

All the good shits & the bad shits #SMAleeds

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Dentist: do you eat and drink things

Me: yes

Dentist:

[Becky Beecham @beckybeecham1]

@IAmChrisRamsey

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Was once talking to a guy who texted me to say he was a typical "quaint essential" British man, instead of quintessential, whilst bragging about how intelligent he is. My fanny has never been drier than in that moment.

[ed @erar97]

It’s called the Tory conference

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

[Becky Beecham @beckybeecham1]

@Kamini0302 Bland mushy rice pudding

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

John Robinson deserves better.

Britain deserves better.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Stuart @punished_stu]

absolutely love it when they do staged photo opp with a politician trying to do something simple and normal like "wear jeans" or `'drink beer" or "buy a can of coke" and they still manage to fuck it up because even their team of advisers underestimate how much of a freak they are

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Rishi Sunak's gone from the discount Wagamama man to the face of a tax hike on low paid workers, slashing the universal credit uplift, and a £700 increase in energy bills. What a trajectory.

[Grant Wallace @grant_wallace]

The NHS rolling out the booster

[Emma @plowrong]

One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’

[Becky Beecham @beckybeecham1]

@conorssmith 🤣 every month matters

[Matt Charlton @Matt_Charlton]

‘Exercise your best judgement’ says Boris Johnson to country that elected him Prime Minister.

[Greg James @gregjames]

This is the best one ever

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

The disregard, disrespect and profound stupidity is breathtaking.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE