bex wndr

who are you really and what were you before? what did you do what did you think

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

If there is not a typo in the text I didn’t send it

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,

I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold

Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing

The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

@shrimpJAJ job security 4 u!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If Politics were driven by rational thought and objective truths, it would instead be called Science.

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

Ok enough now we've peaked

[John Homenuk @jhomenuk]

I would like to live through precedented times just once

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1967, The Mamas and The Papas were forced to lip sync their hit song "California Dreamin" on The Ed Sullivan Show. They rebelled by making this obvious to viewers.

[Peace @Menace2Anxiety3]

Kylie Jenner has been chasing this prototype for like 4-5 surgeries

[makadsi @amakadsi]

16 Carriages is my anthem.

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

a very papa roach holiday to you good sire

[Catwoman™️ @YvetteABonnet]

Kashmir (Led Zeppelin) performed by kids.
This is so damn cool!

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

let you all in my mental got me looking too desperate damn. You ain’t deserve

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

the term “stan” actually comes from “fans of steely dan”

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

damn john bernthal call me

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

@reidcoops @StevenCheah Wait YES

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

@StevenCheah Snoopy 4 Life

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

what defines a tasteful nude

[bex wndr @beckyheartkey]

@jennifereeliza a documentary