Becky Pterodactyl

cereal is a soup

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Can someone use the new verification system to pretend to be official KFC and say that the secret recipe is fried baby powder and dust just to see the world burn

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Tiktok is down and now I have nothing to do while I eat

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Halloween just wasn’t Halloweening this year

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

DARK DANNY

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Fishsticks have severed ties with Kanye West.

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Can someone reccommend any horror movies that aren’t scary at all or will make me cry?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

she was so right for this

[i like food @messedupfoods]

glizziri

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Coming to a Spirit near you…

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

If you offer me a fry and it’s crinkle cut, we are no longer friends

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

harry watching jason and olivia fight

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Olivia Wilde watching Jason have a breakdown in front of her car

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Obsessed with these stories of James Corden being terrible

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

I would like to issue a formal apology to any diner waitstaff that waited on my friends and I in middle school

[trash jones @jzux]

bird flu? i sure hope it did

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Apparently you need to drink water and take care of yourself to survive? Shocked and confused.

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Ron Swanson

[Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 @ulat_bulu_bulu]

Need a name.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the same photo.

[Becky Pterodactyl @BeckyP763]

Sharik when she has to do the race that she signed up for #AmazingRace