BECKY WERLLA

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

The Houston Astros are in 1st place

The Astros. Are. Inevitable.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Not all cultures are created equal.

[BECKY WERLLA @beckywerlla]

@FreddyLA7 @astros Sorry! The home team was supposed to win!

[BECKY WERLLA @beckywerlla]

@FreddyLA7 Da sauce!

[BECKY WERLLA @beckywerlla]

This is great!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you claim to support human rights yet can’t bring yourself to show solidarity with those fighting for their liberty in Iran, you’ve revealed yourself. You don’t give a damn about people being oppressed and brutalised so long as it’s being done by the enemies of your enemies.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Forever grateful for you, Dubi.

Thank you for everything, wishing you the best of luck in Atlanta.

[Mark Penn @Mark_Penn]

My stomach churns

At seeing a foul-mouthed Hunter Biden attack the world.

He is out of jail only because DaD pardoned him after he carried out a $20 million shakedown of shady foreign interests with the consent and participation of Joe Biden. And he paid no taxes ion it. This was followed by fake painting sales.

His laptop was 100 per cent real and what it revealed was horrific on all counts. From living with his dead brother’s wife to fueling endless cocaine binges to abusing the trust of his dad’s office no one should pay him an iota of attention.

[John McClain @McClain_on_NFL]

On CBS postgame show, former Rocket guard Kenny Smith just passed the Clutch City trademark from the Rockets to the Cougars.

[Will Kunkel @WillKunkelV]

Houston kid and Channelview HS grad, Jalen Hurts, is a Super Bowl Champion.

[Sara Foster @saramfoster]

We pay the highest taxes in California. Our fire hydrants were empty. Our vegetation was overgrown, brush not cleared. Our reservoirs were emptied by our governor because tribal leaders wanted to save fish. Our fire department budget was cut by our mayor. But thank god drug addicts are getting their drug kits. @MayorOfLA @GavinNewsom RESIGN. Your far left policies have ruined our state. And also our party.

[Micky Dolenz @TheMickyDolenz1]

There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart: A quote by Mahatma Gandhi. #michaelnesmith #davyjones #happyheavenlybirthday

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Astros fans give Alex Bregman a warm ovation as he comes off the field for potentially the last time during a regular season home game 👏

[BECKY WERLLA @beckywerlla]

Happy Anniversary, The Monkees! https://t.co/yhhoyh6ONm via @johnfreeman_DTT

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Very impressive performance from the Baltimore Ravens. Well-rounded squad that can beat you multiple ways, with an MVP at quarterback.

Hell of a year for the Texans. Pride has been restored in Houston. Hope for the future has never been higher.

Be proud H-Town.

🤘🏼

[Christian Tweets @JesusSavesUs777]

CJ Stroud just won his first playoff game for the Houston Texans and gave all the praise to his "Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Texas' team

[BECKY WERLLA @beckywerlla]

@7aRecords Which month's issue?