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[jack rem @jackremmington]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[henry joce @henry_joce]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

January is a test run, we go for real in February, unless February is also bad in which case it is a rehearsal for March

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i’m not really an astrology girly, but I do know that when I tell someone I’m a gemini and they respond with “that makes sense“ it means they don’t really like me very much

[Kat Lewis @katjolewis]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remember the company dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and asked, “Who are you?”

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

POV: you are Claudia Winkleman

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder https://t.co/urlKXsR5ot

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When you come out of the toilet in Wetherspoons.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

[Joanneamyy @joanneamyx]

She really came for 1 episode and said good luck #loveisland

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

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[becca @becshegs]

@ASOS I purchased some clothes yesterday which have arrived worn with tears in?? Please can you advise me how to return asap??

[becca @becshegs]

@riverislandhelp Hello! My order still hasn’t been delivered - was due Monday yet Evri said there’s a delay. No update and no new tracking information available! It’s been a week since dispatch. Please can you help?

[Dani @Dani_gibs]

You are either in ur orange squash phase or your blackcurrant squash phase and I’m entering back into the orange phase after a long blackcurrant one

[Flash @Flashyasf]

I can’t even get mad no more 😂 life funny as hell at this point

[Stew @StewartBrown82]

Got some fuel earlier and the bloke on pump 3 put £10 in. Where the fuck is he driving to? Pump 4?

[Listen to cult comedy pod @tonybasnett]

Saw someone eating a tube of Pringles in the street yesterday. Properly blown my mind. Pringles are an indoor crisp

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Nothing humbles you more like glimpsing yourself in the camera at the Asda self checkout 🤮