Pip Deadwood

dad, man, joker, actor - trying to navigate this world without a “Falling Down” moment….oh, and a miserable twat too

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@LoteTuqiri Yeah but look at how people laughed off Tom Curry’s complaint in the World Cup. Remember him being labelled “unprofessional” rather than people queueing up to stand with him?

Seems not taking these things as seriously as we should is a wide problem.

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@DanielAndrewsMP Shame you can’t say that for the Commonwealth Games eh Danny boy?

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Absolutely mortified…. Just found a rat in my kitchen…what am I going to do?

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Just been and ordered a Chicken Teryaki “Oceangate” sub for lunch…. It’s like their usual one, but in flat bread.

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Life is like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat….sooner or later someone is going to come along and piss you off.

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I know sometimes I can be thicker than West Coast Eagles to do list, but I’m not getting the link here

[Louise Milligan @Milliganreports]

“I exposed war crimes among the SAS. A few weeks ago, my car was repossessed.”

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@20thcenturymarc Go all retro - ask them to shift it

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@simon_rosenberg @GingerGorman A completely unquantifiable statistic I’m afraid. The measure of convictions for false allegations is significantly lower than the real number of false allegations in reality.

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@Alissa_Moen @simon_rosenberg @GingerGorman That’s the question I was going to ask. Is the rate of conviction for false allegation the measure here?

Where no charges are proffered, does that mean they do not stand a realistic prospect of conviction, or are they false allegations? Unmeasurable!

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Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went there!!

It was the toilet, but still…

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@derekthedogYoga @sir_longmong @bearsnemesis @KOBCOB2 @PeteNorth303 Genuine question - when you say “people who choose to champion free expression” does that include those with a far right wing outlook on life?

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@tmcrumpet @MarcellaBrasset I’m obviously not privy as to why the murder was altered to manslaughter, but the slightly shorter sentence and parole period may be due to the fact that he pleaded guilty to it and it is a lesser charge.

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@MarcellaBrasset Justice is someone being brought before a court, the evidence being tested and a determination being arrived at, under the presumption of innocence. It is not getting the result you want.

What about Lloyd Rainey and O.J. Simpson too? Just saying!

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@johnfrusciante my four year old in Perth almost word perfect to “Can’t Stop”. She always stops and watches “man in the bin”!

Loving it!!!!

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Just found myself in trouble at work for concealing some of my colleagues little “Lord of the Rings” figurines around the office….

Completely misheard when I was told it was IDAHOBIT week….

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@lainwaymark @purbrooktony Were you there?

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@TracyCapewell @purbrooktony And you were there?

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@redruby17 What if you weren’t born at the last coronation? Some of us will die before the next one, so technically it is a one in a lifetime event…for some. Duh

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I decided to give up on my dream to be in a Tim Burton movie, when I realised I wasn’t Johnny Depp or Helena Bonham-Carter!