Josh Escobedo

BANG BANG

[Josh Escobedo @bedotheG]

The Astros tweets are back oh how I have missed them

[Trevor Rush Hour Hauer🚗 @trevhauer]

Me, An Astros fan, leaving the golden era, knowing that the Astros have won two World Series titles, four AL pennants, and knowing that my team stole your favorite team’s signs

#ChaseTheFight

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

how I’m gonna be in front of the TV tonight as soon as The Foggy Dew hits

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

🤫

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me preparing to drink 10,000 beers this weekend

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 5 mins 🤣🤣

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

How it feels to stand outside for more than 15 seconds today

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

The only players hitting over .280 with 20+ HR this season:

Yordan Alvarez
Junior Caminero ⭐️

The 22-year-old continues to showcase his ELITE talent!

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you owe your parents money and they actually take it

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you argued with your mom and you hear her telling your dad her version of the story (The only true thing in it is my name):

[✭Five Tool Texas✭ @FiveToolTexas]

F: @RecruitMETx Biggers 2030 8, HP Baseball 2030 Morris 4
PoG: Evan Escobedo 1-3, 3B, 3 RBI

[ROCKETS 2027 CHAMPIONS @CryLawson]

I’ve seen the Texans have Brandon Weeden, TJ Yates, Ryan Mallett, Tom Savage, Brian Hoyer, and all sorts of QBs taking snaps. Yall will never convince me into thinking CJ Stroud is a bad QB. I know what a bad Texans QB looks like.

[Tripster @TRIPSTER0]

People that got a PS5 for $399 and a PS5 Pro for $699 .

#PS5
#PS5Pro 💙

[Josh Escobedo @bedotheG]

@OhChev Can’t hit with Miggy to save my life

[Josh Escobedo @bedotheG]

@Treyarch @IronGalaxy How about ranked play 👀👀

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[Jǔrgen Flöpp©️🇲🇽 @JurgensF_MX]

Only a couple more hours …. 😈