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[Anubis @eduantao]

Contar aos seus pais seus problemas é como adicionar outro em sua vida

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Everytime I get dolled up I be the baddest bitch I ever seen

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

why the FUCK does Netflix help me spell a movie they don’t have

[miia @miiagarro]

i can’t stand a man who follow all bitches, fuck is you a girls girl?

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

my money already having places to be before it even hit my account

[JON 💜 @jontrollz]

"somebodys watching me, and my anxie-"

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

The first 50° weekend in March is gonna hit like crack

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Gordon Ramsey only funny cuz he not talking to me like that

[jynx @jynxbby]

any female reading this, i pray your skin glows and ur ass gets fatter

[mojo jojo @strawberrryboy]

You put ONE banana in a smoothie and that bitch wanna be the Beyoncé of the group.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

when jhene said "i used to think i was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that i just like my peace, and i am very extroverted around people who bring me peace." and i felt every word.