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Being marginally clever is the only thing I've got going for me

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I hope no one from real life finds my twitter

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Can Cape Town Jazz festival and Redbull Symphonic swap cities plz coz what do you mean Kelvin Momo! 😭😭

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One time we were arguing and it was going nowhere, so we decided to write a diss track for each other😂

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Some places don't feel like flight-worthy destinations. Imagine someone asks where you're catching a flight to and your answer is Bloemfontein 😭

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Last night he said "I can't wait to make you a housewife". I love a man who supports my dreams😍

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Humans used to fight saber-tooth Tigers and now I'm here fighting corporate battles with a redbull as my weapon of choice

[olivesprouts • natalie @OliveSprouts]

I deeply relate to toddlers. You are crying because you need a snack and a nap and a hug? Fair. I get it.

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One day I will just change my surname on my socials. That will be the announcement

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How long do I need to work at a company before I ask for a raise because what do you mean I'm headhunting suppliers in international regions on an entry level salary? 😭

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How do I become a millionaire by yesterday, with a 9-5 that underpays and zero talents to capitalise on?

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I love how Lent and Ramadaan overlap this year. Blessings and love to everyone 🙏

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Tell my boss to give us a raise instead of a box of smarties hai😭

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Where are we watching premier league that's not dstv? 😭 Please. I've moved out of my mothers house

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

repeat after me:

“I get everything I want. The entire universe finds joy in spoiling me.”

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Why do other adults not consider me an adult coz I'm childless?

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Anyways, back to using Twitter as my random thoughts diary

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Bokke won the Rugby world cup
ICJ ruled in favour of SA against Israel
Bafana making it to the AFCON quarter finals
What a time to be a South African! 🇿🇦

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I wish uni will have a Black Friday sale on tuition coz yoh😭

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I just wanna be rich enough to afford therapy and maybe a prescription for anxiety

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You should be grateful that I make a conscious decision not to be toxic. Coz that usually comes naturally.

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Nkandla > Buckingham palace #Springbok