When literally anything negative happens in my life:
my brain: oh god, oh fuck, what the fuck are we gonna do... holy shit this is so bad, everything is fucked, we’re all gonna die!!
The deepest darkest recesses of my brain: *whisper* Pssst...just kill yourself🤷🏼♀️ problem solved
This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet.
Photo by Julius Nielsen.
Everyone talks about how hard it is to trust people after you've been hurt.
But barely anyone talks about how hard it is to trust *yourself* when you've had your gut instincts and convictions skilfully undermined by someone.
I call this man “eyebrows”. If you ever see eyebrows in your place of work, just know he has been banned from 6 places in Houma for sexual harassment of young female workers.