bee 🐝❤️‍🔥

amateur lawyer; professional taylor swift stan

[bee 🐝❤️‍🔥 @bee_esquire]

Every single post on AITA is either a man posting “AITA for staying at a bar to watch a game that went into overtime while my wife was in labor” or a woman posting “AITA for getting upset at my husband after he let our baby fall into the pool because he was busy playing Fortnite”

[Evan Ross @MrEvanRoss]

If you’re voting for Graham Platner, you don’t really have an issue with Donald Trump’s moral deficiencies; you have a problem with the fact that he’s not on your side.

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

First loss since April 23 for the Knicks. Everything that musty bitch touches with his sausage fingers turns to shit.

[bee 🐝❤️‍🔥 @bee_esquire]

@CalltoActivism resting everywhere except in peace smh

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

When somebody who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

If it happens at a Knicks game it will be the greatest moment in basketball and American history

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me at any given point of the day

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[tony pierce @busblog]

Knicks in Four!

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All for one loser who couldn’t care less about the Knicks.

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

i am not a new yorker bc i was born there, i am a new yorker bc a rat once ran over my sandal-clad foot while i was walking thru the 14th street underpass to get on the f to get to my shift as a hostess at a seafood brunch place in carroll gardens and when i got there i got fired

[queen of hoops snark 👸🏻✡️🏀🧜‍♀️ @layneashley222]

Me: There are unproblematic Dems that can beat Susan Collins in November

The far left: You’re endorsing Susan Collins and want republicans to keep the senate cause you’re a Zionist

I’m a Zionist who wants Dems to nominate someone who doesn’t worship nazis and/or abuse women

[Sigmundine @Sigmundine2]

Graham Platner is a Republican though. He voted for Susan Collins and dated a Republican operative. What are we doing with this guy? He’s a Republican! An abusive, alcohol abusing Republican! Shake him off!

[James🗳 @_fat_ugly_rat_]

This is what really gets me. Maine Dems have been itching to take down Collins for decades and they finally get an ideal year and instead of running any of the nearly 100 state legislators we get some total rando that clearly was never properly vetted like… what are we doing.

[۟ @featureswifts]

“Taylor Swift’s new song is hard to hate” meaning they were inclined to hating it by default… and people say the hate she gets doesn’t come from bias

[Dhaaruni ✨✨✨ @dhaaruni]

Being a senator, Supreme Court justice, or in any other position of high power and influence isn't a human right, and it's very reasonable to demand higher standards of behavior in those roles than we do for random mechanics, bank tellers, and project managers.

[Carol Ann Leif @carolannleif]

Again I ask: WHAT HAS HE DONE (OR SAID OR WON) TO EARN ALL THIS UNWAVERING LOYALTY?????