mcg,hm

idk but lol im here

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

Reminder that in his friend group, we’re the only couple with a kid.

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

I really hate the fact that dinner plans can be made now.
Because these peeps with no kids be asking to meet for 7 but live hour and half away. Like do you want us to murder our screaming tired two year old toddler on the way home?
#alreadyregretting #icanhearthescreamsnow

[Simon Hill MSc, BSc @theproof]

Hypothetically if the world shifted to a plant-based diet today we would be able to reduce the land we use to produce food by 75%.

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

Installed lock on downstairs toilet. and now finally able to lock door from toddler while I poop. Wow what a rush to have privacy. #toddlerlife

[Translink @Translink_NI]

We hear @taylorswift13 was in Belfast this weekend. She was feeling '22' on the Ulsterbus to Lisburn

[Big Doc @doctuh_p]

I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

Was being tempted to be murdrred last night. @bigalmcinnis

[angie @teaxtarot]

i give st*rbucks 1 more year before they start pumping out zodiac sign frappuccinos

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

chamomile tea needed when talking business

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

@ 14:00
• toddler down for nap
• heathy vegan lunch made and eaten hot!
• registered toddler for playgroup
• vacuumed AND mopped
• cocktail & Netflix rest time
now 15:30 #momlife

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

watching Harry Potter, eating spoonful of chocolate frosting and drinking craft local beer. #happymonday

[Cristina Vanko 💘 @cristinavanko]

an app where you text random girls your outfit for the night for up and down votes

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

One thing that’s great to do is block anyone who pisses on your joy

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Republicans: The Democrats are communists!

Also Republicans: We’ve successfully passed a law where neighbors can rat out neighbors to the State for cash rewards.

[mcg,hm @bee_hmm_ble]

“ I don’t know about you but I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! “ — mental repeat @ 1am

[Joe Neguse @JoeNeguse]

RT if you support my legislation to ban members of Congress from selling and trading stocks.