susan smart

Narcoleptic Mamma Bear makes great porridge &, @ times, a little grizzly. Interested in the past, food, thread and bucky balls. A follow doesn’t = endorsement.

[susan smart @essoblu]

@EvaSamxpxic I’m no genius but I think 18

[susan smart @essoblu]

@Murk441 Shank’s pony

[susan smart @essoblu]

@luvmelaniaa 14441

[susan smart @essoblu]

@medoyaa There are 2 empty seats to start with so that only leaves 2 to choose from and then I’d let the 2 people decide which of them was most in need. ( although I too have crutches so…)

[susan smart @essoblu]

@TinaFowler23 @MichaelRosenYes So sorry x

[susan smart @essoblu]

@WorkElizab Door bell box in house

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
🤣🤣

[susan smart @essoblu]

@ThePachaProject can we use polar fleece for our #sanitary towels? For #periodpoverty

[susan smart @essoblu]

@elonmuskelry Is there a window?

[susan smart @essoblu]

@whithernow @BenAllenGP I’m so sorry to read that you went through such a painful and difficult time.

[susan smart @essoblu]

#RIP #AllanAhlberg thank you for your beautiful books & encouraging and #inspiringyoungreaders for decades. My thoughts and prayers are with your family and friends XxxX #TheJollyPostman #eachpeachpearplum to name a few.

[Lucy Easthope @LucyGoBag]

Emergency Alert day has been confirmed as 7th September. If you have a secret phone for safety go to settings and turn off all government notifications. Setting it to silent or airplane is not enough 🚨 (guidance on each step is on the internet). Spread the word

[susan smart @essoblu]

@JamesFrith Very worried about this bill passing especially with your government attack on those of us with disabilities

[susan smart @essoblu]

@mjdaly57 @RevRichardColes Yep. That film always gives me nightmares but looks like the protections against my nightmares becoming more likely are being slowly eroded.

[susan smart @essoblu]

65 Million Years in the Making, Five Seconds to Explain https://t.co/nJdMn2qKYA via @Nat_SCA #education #outreach #fossils #SciComm #halfterm

[NatSCA @Nat_SCA]

Today's new blog explores the experience of being a natural science volunteer @BoltonLMS https://t.co/9Mz2lagBuh

[Daniel Bennett @StandishDan]

@Tigersimon1967 @shamingjezebel @MartinSLewis Register to vote at home address & term address, as long as they only vote at one or the other it’s fine.

[susan smart @essoblu]

Just seen @michaelgove isn’t standing in this #GE I know I have a spaghetti head but I can’t help thinking at 56yrs - he’s keeping his powder wick dry for the futures yet to be… he always seemed happy to play all markets

[susan smart @essoblu]

#Eurovision2024 didn’t know @TheGNShow dad had represented #sweden back in the day eith #Herreys

[Bury Council @BuryCouncil]

Do you need a proxy vote for the elections this May?
Apply for one until 5pm 24th April ✅
🔍Search 'apply for proxy vote' for more info