Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨

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[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

We’re running card payments only at work today due to a small issue and I’ll be damned if at least eight old men today have pitched a fit cause… “they don’t trust cards or banks or the government.” Yes I do work in Carter county.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

Don’t forget to do the right thing and sneaky tip the server more if your parents pay for the meal.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

If I had a dollar for every time I said something funny then a man in the room repeated what I said and it KILLED… I would be loaded.

[Katie Dippold @katiedippold]

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

If you speak ill to someone while they’re doing their job you deserve to get your ass kicked right then and there.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

ai is poser shit. she didn’t even clear it.

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

Smoke 💨 Olympic level Dose .🌳 😂🤣

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

The older you get, the more you fast from people. The fear of missing out is replaced by the joy of missing out, because people are draining af, and for every hour you spend with people, you need to spend 5 hours alone. It's not anti-social; it's self-care.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

We installed new flooring at work and now my voice sounds different in here. It shouldn’t be bothering me so much.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

is cheese dip a carb

[Will Ford @jggdlilwill]

Happy birthday to my momma @jwpowell60! Luckiest dude on the planet.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I’m glad there was clarification…

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Thank you for the overwhelming outpouring of love and support for my role as Gladys in Weapons. It was a big risk with the red hair but I had faith and it seems like it paid off. Congrats to the whole team. We did that!

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Weapons: the aunt Gladys prequel, is expected to be released in theaters in 2026

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Alien: Earth is soooooo cunt

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

Misogyny isn’t a hobby.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

These old fucks are gonna learn their lesson the hard way, attempting to rage bait me in real life.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

You can’t only bring finger gunz to the rave.

[Karlotta de Vil 🥀🦨 @bee_kaygee]

@DIRTYFINGER please drop the set from the Gaga pre party last month. I need to hear it in my car and scream. Thank you!