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[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Wait wait wait so being labeled a "gifted kid" because you read at a college level in 3rd grade, never studied once, and passed every test on pure pattern recognition… only for your brain to completely disintegrate the second life required actual routine executive function… that’s an ADHD thing?!

[Corazón De León 🦁🖤 @arandanod7]

Amo cuando el medico me dice "evita el estrés". Claro, doc, ahora mismo cancelo mi suscripción a la vida y me convierto en una planta decorativa.

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

Pending home sales fell to a record low in September:

Lower than during a global financial crisis

Lower than when the entire country was on lockdown for a deadly pandemic

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Pending home sales in the US just hit an all-time low…

Lower than the 2008 financial crisis. Lower than COVID.

Absolutely insane.

[Notas. @Notas147]

REPITAN CONMIGO: hacer TODO en silencio y dejar que crean que no estás haciendo nada con tu vida

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

[Danny Buck @dannybuck]

If you’re young and want to be rich, know that side hustles will keep you skint. You need to pick an industry, work in it (as in get a job), learn it, then start your own version of a business inside it. It will take years. 5-20 years but follow the steps and you’ll make it.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Everything life taught you at 40, teach your children at 14.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

some people come into your life to teach you that your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

No offense, but life keeps going. Either make yourself better every single day or be stuck with the same mentality that causes you to suffer. No one is going to give you a better life but you.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People aren't just TIRED. They're grieving the lives they thought they'd be living by now while trying to survive a reality that keeps moving the finish line.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

if you don't like cats you've just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that's chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it's something that's so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it's the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love

[KayJohn @johnkayjk90]

@DearS_o_n The day you take full responsibility for your life is the day your prime begins.

Your parents, the government, your past, and even the witches in your village can no longer serve as convenient excuses for your stagnation.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Your prime is not in your 20s. Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you and you have to do the work on your own.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Being 10x more involved with your kid than your parents ever were with you, while somehow feeling 100x more guilty about falling short, is the official millennial parenting experience.