B. Phang

M.I.A from social media posting, but I'm always lurking. 👻

[B. Phang @beeefang]

@MrBeast 2,468,193

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I haven't had McDonald's since a series of unfortunate food/service errors back in 2013. For BTS, I shall return. 💜

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@so_ICON Girl. This is ongoing. I can fill a whole series worth of books.

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Came home to a spoon and a knife with remnants of peanut butter. I'm the only one who has peanut butter in the household. Wouldn't be an issue if this person didn't have a history of double dipping. Why do people like this exist?

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When a high school teacher that I absolutely despised gets recommended as a friend on Facebook ....

Me: Aggressively pokes Remove.

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FML.

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@TMobile @Tesla I switched from using water bottles religiously to using a filter system and a reusable water flask. My family also makes use of our county's recycling services for plastics and other recyclable products. #TMobileTuesdays #contest 🌱💧☁️

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The amount of lost dogs that come up to my little guy is getting ridiculous. This is the third dog I've found and had to reunite with its owner.

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Everyone: Don't buy a new car. Not worth it right now for you.

My mind: But but.... it's so pretty and all the new tech. 🥲

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R.I.P. Snowflake. You were an amazing first car. I spent a third of my life with you. 😭😭😭😭😭

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When you crave wings, live in the middle of nowhere, and your car's in the shop.... 🍗🤤😪

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I have a weak right knee. I'm told I need to lose weight to alleviate the pressure, but I can't do cardio.... 🧐 Guess I need to go be a vegetarian again.

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Sleep. Must sleep more. 💤

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My dogs could care less that I'm upset. I'm raising some cat like dogs.

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I imagine the people who don't put their weights back are the same people who have coackroaches crawling around in their bedrooms.

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Pollen season starting in February? Can I just have cold weather back please?????? I lost my voice from all the sneezing I've been doing.

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"You look like you want to murder everyone. Maybe try smiling when your mind is blank."

Me: Awkward smile. 🥴

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"Discord is really simple Auntie."

My old self: 🤨🤨🤨????

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I was avoiding leg day these past couple of weeks. So much regret. I'm about to pass out in the middle of the gym.

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I forget at least one thing everytime I go to the gym. Today it's my headphones and knee brace. The other day it was my water bottle. I've been forgetting for the last three weeks. Getting older maybe?